On self-diagnosis, Gerson Therapy, and pill-pushing doctors.
On Iran, Trump’s stealing from Obama’s playbook, history repeating itself, history repeating, and history repeating itself.
On felony charges for vape pens in South Dakota(!), buffalo meat, and an $800 gin and tonic.
On Wonder Woman, the 1980s vs the 2020s, banging the spouse on Christmas Eve, and BPT.
On Christmas shopping, East Coast basketball, silver bullion, the Federal Reserve, and buying the world.
On red-pilling 2nd graders, Santa Claus truthers, and one south Philly coffee shop's antipathy to Buddhists.
On Baby Yoda, being a reluctant contrarian, and Hitler's dirty whore of a mother.
On getting catfished, America's vilification of teenage mothers, wrestlers vs. hockey goons, Marxist idiocy, and giving thanks.
On Jeff Epstein, ABC News’ cover-up thereof, the Vatican’s criminality, basketball vs. hockey, and the evolutionary benefits of complaining females.
On the NBA vs. China, LeBron vs. Daryl Morey, the absurdity of national anthems, the opium wars, and American innovation.
On juggalos, Cain and Abel, British colonialism, and whale meat.
On prohibition, Ken Burns, state media, conspiracy facts, and simulation theories.
On the CIA’s deal w/ Amazon, the laziness of Alexa owners, Alabama’s abortion ban, and thwarting date rapists with cocktail napkins.