On Neuralink, balogna, and Roe v. Wade.
On rat terriers, April Fools', the Oscars, and turkey hunting.
On crack, Justin Trudeau, and World War III.
On WWIII, censorship, and gullible geriatrics.
On the Weimar Republic, crypto, and the NBA's Covid problem.
On Pearl Harbor Day, the Ghislaine Maxwell redactions, and Bill Gates' $319 million PR campaign.
On the omicron variant, news anchors, and the Rittenhouse verdict.
On Satchel Paige, the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, and oil pipelines.
On Aaron Rodgers, the Gunpowder Plot, and Uber Eats.
On getting shot, the Barclay Center protests, and essential oils.
On bisexual Kryptonians, 40-year-old gamers, and Kyrie Irving.
On scotch, college football, and trade schools.
On taxi medallions, glowing screens, and the Protestant work ethic.
On fantasy football, penguin-murdering bees, and Norm MacDonald.
On crabs, booster shots, and collective awakenings.
On leaving Afghanistan, OnlyFans, and Guinness.
On Freddy Krueger, atheists, and the Taliban.
On fermented foods, the 90s swing revival, and lobotomies.
On paper straws, whistleblowers, and Detroit-style pizza.
On the moon landings, Jeff Bezos, and the most underrated planet.