Greetings, friends, family, colleagues, co-conspirators, casual acquaintances, and rubberneckers. Thank you for taking a brief break from browsing online pornography to visit this website.
My name is Matthew Paul Snyders. I’m a writer, comedian, podcaster, and recovering journalist living in Philadelphia (by way of NYC by way of Denver by way of Minneapolis by way of rural Iowa). Contained herein is an assortment of my ramblings, both written and verbal. One tab (WRITING) will take you to selected essays and journalism published between 2007 and 2012. The other tab (POD) will take you to “The Hey!OK!Ha! Happy Hour," a weekly podcast exploring current events, American culture, theology, sports, psychedelia, general debauchery, and sweet liberty. The first dozen episodes will consist of stream-of-consciousness meditations on the subjects aforesaid. Subsequent episodes will feature guest appearances by comedians, journalists, musicians, entrepreneurs, and other degenerates. It will be fun. Pinky swear.
Love,
Matt
“Pull up a stool, pour a pint, and join American investigative humorist MP Snyders for a session of stream-of-consciousness musings and guest interviews that leave no sacred cow untipped.”
- Some guy I overpaid to write a summary